Nikki Haley wants to Know My Name (and Yours)

Paper Bag over my head.(image by rawpixel.com, courtesy of Freepik)
In 2011 I was between jobs and decided to design, code, publish, and administer a website and blog to replace my first amateur website published in 2001. While my original website used my actual name my new website would also include a personal blog, and as I wanted potential future employers to hire me based on my job-related skills and not my political ideology, religious beliefs, social viewpoints, or patriotism I decided to write under an alias – The MUSEman – and provide only a bare minimum of personally-identifiable information.

Unfortunately, when I finally landed a new job one of the conditions of employment – in addition to the usual full background check and drug tests – was to inform Human Resources of my online presence: Every Website and Blog I created, every Social Media site I belonged to, every Alias I used when posting comments or content, etc. If I didn’t tell them, withheld anything, or they didn’t like what they read, I wouldn’t be hired, and if employed by them could be fired without notice. Fortunately, being mature adults I knew to respect my employer’s reputation and they knew their employees had personal lives and First Amendment protection outside of work.

Well, imagine my surprise after reading what former Republican Governor and presidential candidate Nikki Haley said recently:

“…when I get into office, the first thing we have to do, social media accounts— social media companies, they have to show America their algorithms. Let us see why they’re pushing what they’re pushing. The second thing is every person on social media should be verified by their name.”
Nikki Haley (R-SC), former Governor and Republican presidential candidate, Nov. 14, 2023

Nimrata “Nikki” Randhawa Haley might not know this but there are many reasons why people prefer to remain anonymous:

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So Wrong! Columbia Untisemity News Interviews Hamas

Eretz Nehederet” (“A Wonderful Country“), a satirical comedy show in Israel similar to America’s once-brilliant and edgy “Saturday Night Live”, aired a comedy sketch on November 5th where two Columbia University students express their support for Palestine by interviewing a member of Hamas.

Watch the video before it’s censored forever:

“I major in Queer Post-Colonial Astronomy”… ROTFL!
This isn’t just funny because it almost guarantees a minimum-wage career but also because it might be possible to actually major in it at Harvard University… or, at least attend a Postcolonial Astrology Workshop. :-)

“I want to clear something up just so you know – any drama between me and my friend, Bibi, over the years was just a plot to create material for ‘A Wonderful Country’. That’s the only thing that was going on. We just wanted to make sure the writers had good material.”
Barack Obama, former US President, March 21, 2013, in Jerusalem, Israel, as quoted by IMDB.com

Did you know?

Perhaps Barack Obama didn’t provide the comedy writers enough “good material”: In 2015 Obama’s State Department — headed by former Massachusetts Senator and now the first U.S. Special Presidential Envoy for Climate John Kerry — gave $300,000 of US Taxpayer money to fund the OneVoice Movement, which “…absorbed and funded an Israeli group named Victory15 or ‘V15′ and launched a multimillion-dollar grassroots campaign in Israel…” to stop the re-election of Benjamin Netanyahu.

Added Bonus: Know Your Gen-Z Slang!
Word Meaning
simp excessive sympathy (also spelled as “symp”)
brah “brother”, an abbreviation of the Hawaiian Pidgin slang word “braddah”
sis dishonest or untrustworthy (short for “suspect”)
drip a fashionable, eye-catching look or style (perhaps short for “dripping”?)
shukran Arabic for “Thank you”

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It’s Taco Tuesday Memeory Time!


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It's a Taco Bell Combo Meal! Hooray!It’s Taco Tuesday, and that means it’s time for me to head to Taco Bell and yield to one of my favorite temptations: “Mexican inspired” fast food! It’s been a ritual for so long I remember when a Nachos Bell Grande, Taco Supreme, and Large Soda was $4.19 in 2005 (today it’s $9.89 where I live, an increase of 236%, compared to only a 58% rate of inflation during that same time period…but, I digress ;-) )

So, before I amble off, indulge, ingest, and imbibe here’s a deliciously spicy collection of Memeories sure to satisfy even the most demanding Memeory appetite.


Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

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Student loan defaults? No problem! Trump repays loans? Arrest him!

Why Joe Biden’s 2020 campaign promise to pay off $400 Billion in student loan debt if he were elected president wasn’t considered a fraudulent vote-buying scheme is beyond me. But Trump exaggerating the value of his assets to get better loan deals was deemed fraudulent, even if the bank(s) didn’t do their own valuations and agreed to the terms of the loans. And, unlike those college students, Trump paid back his loans in full, on time, and with interest. So how do we know Trump will be found guilty of fraud? Because Democrats have been going after Trump ever since he announced he’d run for president as a Conservative. That’s “Justice”. (BTW: The image of drunk kids is from Freepik.com)


Tranifesto: A manifesto written by a Transgender Mass Shooter

Did you know that since 2018 there have been four mass shootings by a person who identified as transgender or transsexual?

  • November 2018, in Aberdeen, Maryland, where a man who identified as a woman wounded three and killed three at his workplace
  • May 2019, in Highlands Ranch, Colorado, where a woman who identified as male shot up a school, killing one and wounding eight
  • November 2022, in Colorado Springs, Colorado, where a man who identified as transsexual shot up a homosexual nightclub, killing five and wounding 18
  • March 2023 in Nashville, Tennessee, where a woman who identified as a man shot three adults and three children in a Christian elementary school.

I guess it’s time to define a new word just in case – Heaven forbid – this becomes a trend as more kids who’ve gone through “gender reassignment” realize as they mature that changing their reproductive parts might not be the best solution to their problems.

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Know your News? Pick the Proper Headline!

Yesterday, during my morning ritual of visiting my favorite news sites, I was struck by an interesting headline appearing on Fox News. Rather than simply point it out see if you can determine the caption that caught my eye:

Man was arrested for doing WHAT involving a woman?!?

If you’re too impatient, lazy, or curious, Click Here to see the actual headline used by Fox News.. And wonder why it picking the correct answer may have been harder than you thought.

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German Police say Delete this Video…or Else!

Back in September, 2023, in Lübeck, Germany four students allegedly engaged in an unprovoked attack on two boys at a school’s sporting event. After the event a fight broke out in the city’s downtown, where various perpetrators, mostly immigrants, repeatedly kicked one of the attackers (a 19-year-old) in the head, and used a trash can and metal pipe as weapons to threaten others. Despite ten patrol cars at the scene no arrests were make. The fight was presumed to be in retaliation for the altercation at the school.

After video of the brawl went viral on social media the Lübeck Police Department announced “…under no circumstances distribute or share it further. This could result in criminal offenses.”, later stating

“We want to prevent uninvolved people from being confronted with a depiction of violence that they do not want to see. We therefore want to limit the spread of the video as much as possible.”
Maik Seidel, Lübeck Police Spokesperson, as quoted by BILD

In one sentence – in fact, only a portion of it – Mr. Seidel addresses why the United States Constitution not only guarantees Freedom of Speech but makes it America’s First Amendment: With all due respect, who is he to judge (or, to announce, if told by his bosses) what an individual does or doesn’t want to see?

It is a basic human right so important – and only guaranteed in America – that I’ll translate the sentence for the German-speaking audience:

In einem Satz – tatsächlich nur einem Teil davon – geht Herr Seidel darauf ein, warum die Verfassung der Vereinigten Staaten nicht nur die Meinungsfreiheit garantiert, sondern sie auch zum ersten Verfassungszusatz Amerikas macht: Bei allem gebotenen Respekt, über wen soll er urteilen (oder auf Befehl seiner Vorgesetzten bekannt zu geben) was will eine Person sehen oder nicht?

To view “a depiction of violence” click here.Migrant man in Lubeck, Germany attacks bystanders with trash can.
Um „eine Darstellung von Gewalt“ anzusehen, klicken Sie hier.

Um mehr über den Vorfall zu erfahren klicken Sie hier.
To read more about the incident (in English) click here.

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Take a “Shot” at the “COVID Vaccine Wheel-of-Misfortune”!

Did you get a COVID shot?

If so you’re not alone: As of October 31, 2023 over 70% of the world population has received at least one dose of a COVID-19 vaccine, with 13.53 billion doses given globally, and 19,730 doses given every day. Many of those people submitted to vaccination as a result of trust in their leaders, fear of the virus, uncertainty, peer pressure, risk of losing their jobs, possible financial penalties, and/or concerns for their loved ones.

And while those experimental, untested mRNA vaccines sold as stopping a bat coronavirus may have contributed to the lowest death rates ever recorded in the United States for a “pandemic”, those vaccines and their booster shots have their own risk of possible side effects, including sudden death.

Here’s YOUR chance to discover some of the many side effects medical experts have reported from people getting a COVID Vaccine or a booster shot (see below for more): Just click the image at the right, follow the easy Instructions, and take a “shot” at finding out more about your COVID Shot(s). It’s completely free, so Enjoy!
Spin the Wheel!Click here to spin the COVID Vaccine "Wheel-of-Misfortune"
(Click the image to play)

(A tip of the Red Sox cap to tools for Freedom and those talented artists at Freepik.com for the cute graphics I modified use in the “Wheel-of-Misfortune” :-)

Did You Know?
Known specific adverse events of COVID-19 Vaccines being reviewed by the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine:

  1. Guillain-Barre Syndrome (GBS),
  2. chronic inflammatory demyelinating polyneuropathy (CIDP),
  3. transverse myelitis,
  4. Bell’s palsy,
  5. hearing loss,
  6. tinnitus,
  7. chronic headaches,
  8. infertility,
  9. sudden death,
  10. myccarditis/pericarditis,
  11. thrombosis with thrombocytopenia syndrome (US),
  12. immune thrombocytopenic purpura (ITP),
  13. thromboembolic events (e.g., cerebrovascular accident (CVA),
  14. myocardial infarction (MI),
  15. pulmonary embolism,
  16. deep vein thrombosis (DVT)),
  17. capillary leak syndrome, and
  18. intramuscular administration of vaccines and shoulder injuries.

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