Seems Robert Hunter Biden received an early Christmas Gift this Holiday Season.
On December 8th, 2023 a Federal Court in Los Angeles, CA indicted Hunter on nine counts of tax evasion for engaging “in a four-year scheme to not pay at least $1.4 million in self-assessed federal taxes he owed for tax years 2016 through 2019“.
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Ordinarily I’d write it’s Taco Tuesday and time for Memeories, but a fetchingly feminine fancier of a frisky feline suggested I postpone my little guilty pleasure until today.
What won’t be postponed is this humorous anecdote:
Back in the day – before the Government used fear, uncertainty and doubt to convince us the only way to survive the COVID-19 Eldemic was to wear questionably effective masks, distance yourself from society, and hide in your shell – the dining area in fast-food outlets around my workplace was busy all day. Retired people sitting around drinking morning coffee as they reminisce, the lunch crowd escaping the office to grab a quick bite, kids stopping by after school to socialize, etc.
One fun thing I’d do is when asked at the counter to give a name for my order I’d say “Barack Obama”, which drew a laugh from the staff as I look nothing like him. But, the larger laugh was sitting in the back of the room and watching all the customers looking around like prairie dogs as the employee called out “Barack Obama” when my order was ready. As if Michelle “Big Mike” Obama would let Barack get anywhere near a fast-food place. Fast food is for real, manly, can-do men with busy schedules trying to restore America to Greatness!
BTW: That’s a photo of my authentic Taco Bell hat (from 1995
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While I’m on the subject of Fast Food McDonald’s has announced they’re introducing 50 improvements to their hamburgers to make them juicier and tastier. I’m curious to see how that works out but in the meantime here’s MY secret for making a hamburger juicier and tastier: Make them yourself from fresh meat, don’t let the patty sit around in a warming tray, add your own seasonings and condiments, and save half the cost.
In these times of rising prices and economic uncertainty what’s a US Senator going to do when his meager $174,000 per year salary plus generous benefits just isn’t enough? Apparently, accept bribes of gold, cash, home mortgage payments, money for working a “phantom job” and even a luxury vehicle, according to the FBI. And now we discover at least some of the gold he received was stolen. Way to go, Bob! Part of me is jealous of your chutzpah, and the other part isn’t the least bit surprised a politician could be involved in influence-peddling.
Henry A. Kissinger passed away last night at his home in Kent, CT at the age of 100 years old. Kissinger, who at age 15 fled Nazi Germany with his Jewish family for New York City, was a former Secretary of State and National Security Advisor under Republican Presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford, won the Nobel Peace Prize for ending Lyndon Johnson’s Vietnam War, helped Nixon normalize relations with Communist China, and established a relationship of detente (“relaxation”) with the Soviet Union which resulted in nuclear arms reduction and under President Reagan the liberation of Russia and Eastern Europe from Soviet Communist rule.
While there’s no doubt Henry Kissinger had a distinguished and accomplished career as a diplomat and foreign policy expert I can’t help but recall this quote attributed to him from 1992 – a quote which today resonates on so many levels as to be almost disturbing:
You have to understand. Future wars will be fought by capitalists and anti-capitalists as society polarizes. When that happens, control of information will be as important as control of territory used to be in conventional conflicts. If you can stop your enemy from destroying your information, then you have a good chance of winning the war.” – Henry Kissinger, address to the Bilderberger meeting, Evian, France, May 21, 1992 (as transcribed from a tape recording made by one of the Swiss delegates).
(BTW: It was the same ruthless 1930′s German Dictator who in 1940 spoke to his people of how promises of a “Golden Age” of Justice, Democracy, disarmament, free trade, culture and religion by Western countries were like old records “played once too often”.)
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It’s Taco Bell Tuesday, which reminds me of the time I visited a Taco Bell during a hot Summer Tuesday wearing my vintage 1998 “Yo Quiero Taco Bell!” t-shirt adorned with Taco Bell’s mascot, Gidget the Chihuahua. Rather than greeting me the young White female employee behind the counter engaged in the following conversation:
Her: You shouldn’t wear that t-shirt, it’s offensive! Me: To who? Her: Mexicans. Me: How can it be offensive to Mexicans, there aren’t any Mexicans on the shirt. Her: It has a chihuahua on it, and that insults Mexicans, it’s a negative stereotype. Me: What??? Chihuahuas are a national symbol of Mexico, and besides, who says a dog can’t be hungry for Mexican food? Her: Well, you shouldn’t be wearing it. Me: Are you even Mexican? Her: No, but that doesn’t matter.
At this point the Manager – whom I’ve known for awhile – politely interceded and took my order (and, took Her off of counter duty).
Don’t bother scratching your head on this one, instead, enjoy this deliciously spicy collection of Memeories sure to satisfy everyone except perhaps Woke Taco Bell employees
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Did you know that out of the 365 days in a year there are 307 days where the Non-Heterosexuals can celebrate or commemorate someone or something specific to their own Community? That’s 85% of the year. And one of those events is “Transgender Awareness Week” which apparently involves so much awareness it’s celebrated for 14 days – or maybe even an entire month. (Although, one might think Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, Democrats, and their complicit Media and businesses are working to make us “aware” every single day.)
It’s said “You can’t fit a square peg into a round hole.”, but that’s only true if the diameter of the hole is less than the hypotenuse of the square. (For those bad at Geometry, if a square is sized so that each of its’ four corners touch the inside of the hole then it will fit.) This meme begs to differ by showing geometry can be abandoned simply by self-identifying that any square can fit in any hole.
Walt Disney died in 1966 at age 65 from lung cancer caused by 50 years of cigarette smoking. The Walt Disney Company is apparently dying at age 100 from financial losses caused by 32 years of increasing Cultural Wokeness. This Wokeness may have started with Disney’s first “Disney World Gay Days” back in 1991, but I’m not sure as I didn’t see that event on the Non-Heterosexual Calendar. My new logo not only displays sensitivity to the Non-Heterosexual Community but also Disney’s declining stock price.
A belated “Happy Birthday!” to Joseph Robinette Biden!
Born November 20, 1942 in Scranton Pennsylvania, Joe was the 6th-youngest person to be elected a US Senator (at age 29), almost the oldest to be elected vice president (only five were older), and the oldest ever to be selected America’s president (at 77 years old). Biden has spent his entire professional career of over 50 years working as either a politician or educator. If “Big Guy” Joe Biden is re-selected (p)Resident of the United States he’d be America’s oldest president.
To (belatedly) commemorate his birthday, instead of singing”Happy Birthday!” I thought I’d mobilize truinnerashuvaduprezure and have us all sing him a special song!
“Tubthumping” (with apologies to the band Chumbawamba, who wrote the original song)
Bonus!
Watch the band perform their only hit on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
Did you know? The British punk band Chumbawamba, formed in 1982, only had one hit during their 30-year career. The song “Tubthumping”, released in 1997, talked about a lower-class bloke who spends his day struggling against the elites who want to keep him down and his nights drinking to forget his troubles so he can get up the next day and struggle again. It’s fondly remembered as a favorite of sports stadiums, especially when the home team made a comeback. While the band is long gone (they broke up in 2012, but their website lives on for now), the struggle of the lower classes against the rich and powerful Elites continues unabated.
Original Song Credits:
Title: Tubthumping | Album: Tubthumper | Band: Chumbawamba | Released: 1997 Writers: Judith Abbott, Allan Whalley, Louise Watts, Darren Hamer, Nigel Hunter, Duncan Bruce, Paul Greco, Alice Nutter
So, to start off your Monday Morning of a holiday week on the proper foot here’s a vintage Warner Brothers Cartoon starring Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam and a stubborn camel, taking place in a setting sure to rattle the sensitivities of politically-correct Liberal Snowflakes and Hare Trigger radical Islamists… Enjoy!
Added Bonus!
One of the links in this post leads to another cartoon: It’s where we meet Yosemite Sam for the first time and hear Bugs sing…
“Peeping through the knothole of Grandpa’s wooden leg
Who’ll wind the clock when I am gone?
Go get the ax, there’s a flea on Lizzie’s hair,
For his boy’s best friend is his Mother!
Peeping through the knothole of Grandpa’s wooden leg
Why do they build the shore so near the ocean?…”