It’s Memeory Taco Tuesday Time Again!


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Taco Bell Shirt, 1998, with Gidget the Chihuahua
It’s Taco Bell Tuesday, which reminds me of the time I visited a Taco Bell during a hot Summer Tuesday wearing my vintage 1998 “Yo Quiero Taco Bell!” t-shirt adorned with Taco Bell’s mascot, Gidget the Chihuahua. Rather than greeting me the young White female employee behind the counter engaged in the following conversation:

Her: You shouldn’t wear that t-shirt, it’s offensive!
Me: To who?
Her: Mexicans.
Me: How can it be offensive to Mexicans, there aren’t any Mexicans on the shirt.
Her: It has a chihuahua on it, and that insults Mexicans, it’s a negative stereotype.
Me: What??? Chihuahuas are a national symbol of Mexico, and besides, who says a dog can’t be hungry for Mexican food?
Her: Well, you shouldn’t be wearing it.
Me: Are you even Mexican?
Her: No, but that doesn’t matter.

At this point the Manager – whom I’ve known for awhile – politely interceded and took my order (and, took Her off of counter duty).
Don’t bother scratching your head on this one, instead, enjoy this deliciously spicy collection of Memeories sure to satisfy everyone except perhaps Woke Taco Bell employees ;-)


Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

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Biden's Transgender Pair Strutting some Flair

Did you know that out of the 365 days in a year there are 307 days where the Non-Heterosexuals can celebrate or commemorate someone or something specific to their own Community? That’s 85% of the year. And one of those events is “Transgender Awareness Week” which apparently involves so much awareness it’s celebrated for 14 days – or maybe even an entire month. (Although, one might think Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, Democrats, and their complicit Media and businesses are working to make us “aware” every single day.)


The Alphabet has self-identified as WTF

It’s said “You can’t fit a square peg into a round hole.”, but that’s only true if the diameter of the hole is less than the hypotenuse of the square. (For those bad at Geometry, if a square is sized so that each of its’ four corners touch the inside of the hole then it will fit.) This meme begs to differ by showing geometry can be abandoned simply by self-identifying that any square can fit in any hole.


Disney's Woke and they're going BROKE!

Walt Disney died in 1966 at age 65 from lung cancer caused by 50 years of cigarette smoking. The Walt Disney Company is apparently dying at age 100 from financial losses caused by 32 years of increasing Cultural Wokeness. This Wokeness may have started with Disney’s first “Disney World Gay Days” back in 1991, but I’m not sure as I didn’t see that event on the Non-Heterosexual Calendar. My new logo not only displays sensitivity to the Non-Heterosexual Community but also Disney’s declining stock price.

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Let’s All Sing “Tubthumping”, for Biden’s Birthday!

A belated “Happy Birthday!” to Joseph Robinette Biden!

Born November 20, 1942 in Scranton Pennsylvania, Joe was the 6th-youngest person to be elected a US Senator (at age 29), almost the oldest to be elected vice president (only five were older), and the oldest ever to be selected America’s president (at 77 years old). Biden has spent his entire professional career of over 50 years working as either a politician or educator. If “Big Guy” Joe Biden is re-selected (p)Resident of the United States he’d be America’s oldest president.

To (belatedly) commemorate his birthday, instead of singing”Happy Birthday!” I thought I’d mobilize truinnerashuvaduprezure and have us all sing him a special song!

“Tubthumping”
(with apologies to the band Chumbawamba, who wrote the original song)

Setting: Joe Biden, singing at the beach after a long day of speaking gibberish, quitting early, and collecting his 10%)

Truth is I thought it mattered
I thought that America mattered
But it doesn’t, bollocks!
Not compared to how Socialism matters

I’ll be singing
When America’s not winning
I’ll be singing

I’ll knock you down
And knock you down again
‘cuz I’m told I have to knock you down
You’ll get knocked down
And not get up again
‘cuz we need to keep you all knocked down

(Repeat)

Pissing your cash away
Pissing your lives away

I’ll sniff your kids today
Sell fossil fuels away
Take your guns away
And get my cut today
Thinking thoughts that remind me of my shower times
And how your money’s gonna bring me even better times

Oh Danny Boy
Danny Boy
Danny Boy

I’ll knock you down
And knock you down again
‘cuz I have to work to knock you down
You’ll get knocked down
And not get up again
‘cuz I’m making sure you stay knocked down

(Repeat)

Pissing your rights away
Pissing your lives away

I’ll fail at what to say
Fall up stairs today
Raise the debt today
Start a war today
While thinking thoughts I remember from a younger day
As I wonder why my brain doesn’t work today

Don’t cry for me
Next door neighbour

I’ll knock you down
And knock you down again
‘cuz I’m working now to knock you down
You’ll get knocked down
And not get up again
‘cuz Socialism’s gonna keep you down

(Repeat to fade)


Bonus!
Watch the band perform their only hit on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.


Did you know?
Here's looking at you, kid!The British punk band Chumbawamba, formed in 1982, only had one hit during their 30-year career. The song “Tubthumping”, released in 1997, talked about a lower-class bloke who spends his day struggling against the elites who want to keep him down and his nights drinking to forget his troubles so he can get up the next day and struggle again. It’s fondly remembered as a favorite of sports stadiums, especially when the home team made a comeback. While the band is long gone (they broke up in 2012, but their website lives on for now), the struggle of the lower classes against the rich and powerful Elites continues unabated.


Original Song Credits:

Title: Tubthumping | Album: Tubthumper | Band: Chumbawamba | Released: 1997
Writers: Judith Abbott, Allan Whalley, Louise Watts, Darren Hamer, Nigel Hunter, Duncan Bruce, Paul Greco, Alice Nutter

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Memeory Time? Nope, it’s a Monday Morning Cartoon!

People who know me know I love Warner Brothers “Looney Tunes” cartoons from the 1930′s through the late 1950′s: While not as innovative as cartoons from Paramount’s Max Fleischer or as visually sophisticated as MGM’s (the best cartoons of the Golden Age), Warner’s animators took a diverse cast of characters, combined them with action, slapstick comedy, scripts full of clever double entendres, and a disregard for the Laws of Physics, and presented them in an efficient and timeless animation style.

So, to start off your Monday Morning of a holiday week on the proper foot here’s a vintage Warner Brothers Cartoon starring Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam and a stubborn camel, taking place in a setting sure to rattle the sensitivities of politically-correct Liberal Snowflakes and Hare Trigger radical Islamists… Enjoy!

Added Bonus!
One of the links in this post leads to another cartoon: It’s where we meet Yosemite Sam for the first time and hear Bugs sing…

“Peeping through the knothole of Grandpa’s wooden leg
Who’ll wind the clock when I am gone?
Go get the ax, there’s a flea on Lizzie’s hair,
For his boy’s best friend is his Mother!

Peeping through the knothole of Grandpa’s wooden leg
Why do they build the shore so near the ocean?…”

That’s All Folks!
(oops… Thanks for Reading! ;-) )

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Nikki Haley wants to Know My Name (and Yours)

Paper Bag over my head.(image by rawpixel.com, courtesy of Freepik)
In 2011 I was between jobs and decided to design, code, publish, and administer a website and blog to replace my first amateur website published in 2001. While my original website used my actual name my new website would also include a personal blog, and as I wanted potential future employers to hire me based on my job-related skills and not my political ideology, religious beliefs, social viewpoints, or patriotism I decided to write under an alias – The MUSEman – and provide only a bare minimum of personally-identifiable information.

Unfortunately, when I finally landed a new job one of the conditions of employment – in addition to the usual full background check and drug tests – was to inform Human Resources of my online presence: Every Website and Blog I created, every Social Media site I belonged to, every Alias I used when posting comments or content, etc. If I didn’t tell them, withheld anything, or they didn’t like what they read, I wouldn’t be hired, and if employed by them could be fired without notice. Fortunately, being mature adults I knew to respect my employer’s reputation and they knew their employees had personal lives and First Amendment protection outside of work.

Well, imagine my surprise after reading what former Republican Governor and presidential candidate Nikki Haley said recently:

“…when I get into office, the first thing we have to do, social media accounts— social media companies, they have to show America their algorithms. Let us see why they’re pushing what they’re pushing. The second thing is every person on social media should be verified by their name.”
Nikki Haley (R-SC), former Governor and Republican presidential candidate, Nov. 14, 2023

Nimrata “Nikki” Randhawa Haley might not know this but there are many reasons why people prefer to remain anonymous:

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So Wrong! Columbia Untisemity News Interviews Hamas

Eretz Nehederet” (“A Wonderful Country“), a satirical comedy show in Israel similar to America’s once-brilliant and edgy “Saturday Night Live”, aired a comedy sketch on November 5th where two Columbia University students express their support for Palestine by interviewing a member of Hamas.

Watch the video before it’s censored forever:

“I major in Queer Post-Colonial Astronomy”… ROTFL!
This isn’t just funny because it almost guarantees a minimum-wage career but also because it might be possible to actually major in it at Harvard University… or, at least attend a Postcolonial Astrology Workshop. :-)

“I want to clear something up just so you know – any drama between me and my friend, Bibi, over the years was just a plot to create material for ‘A Wonderful Country’. That’s the only thing that was going on. We just wanted to make sure the writers had good material.”
Barack Obama, former US President, March 21, 2013, in Jerusalem, Israel, as quoted by IMDB.com

Did you know?

Perhaps Barack Obama didn’t provide the comedy writers enough “good material”: In 2015 Obama’s State Department — headed by former Massachusetts Senator and now the first U.S. Special Presidential Envoy for Climate John Kerry — gave $300,000 of US Taxpayer money to fund the OneVoice Movement, which “…absorbed and funded an Israeli group named Victory15 or ‘V15′ and launched a multimillion-dollar grassroots campaign in Israel…” to stop the re-election of Benjamin Netanyahu.

Added Bonus: Know Your Gen-Z Slang!
Word Meaning
simp excessive sympathy (also spelled as “symp”)
brah “brother”, an abbreviation of the Hawaiian Pidgin slang word “braddah”
sis dishonest or untrustworthy (short for “suspect”)
drip a fashionable, eye-catching look or style (perhaps short for “dripping”?)
shukran Arabic for “Thank you”

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It’s Taco Tuesday Memeory Time!


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It's a Taco Bell Combo Meal! Hooray!It’s Taco Tuesday, and that means it’s time for me to head to Taco Bell and yield to one of my favorite temptations: “Mexican inspired” fast food! It’s been a ritual for so long I remember when a Nachos Bell Grande, Taco Supreme, and Large Soda was $4.19 in 2005 (today it’s $9.89 where I live, an increase of 236%, compared to only a 58% rate of inflation during that same time period…but, I digress ;-) )

So, before I amble off, indulge, ingest, and imbibe here’s a deliciously spicy collection of Memeories sure to satisfy even the most demanding Memeory appetite.


Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

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Student loan defaults? No problem! Trump repays loans? Arrest him!

Why Joe Biden’s 2020 campaign promise to pay off $400 Billion in student loan debt if he were elected president wasn’t considered a fraudulent vote-buying scheme is beyond me. But Trump exaggerating the value of his assets to get better loan deals was deemed fraudulent, even if the bank(s) didn’t do their own valuations and agreed to the terms of the loans. And, unlike those college students, Trump paid back his loans in full, on time, and with interest. So how do we know Trump will be found guilty of fraud? Because Democrats have been going after Trump ever since he announced he’d run for president as a Conservative. That’s “Justice”. (BTW: The image of drunk kids is from Freepik.com)


Tranifesto: A manifesto written by a Transgender Mass Shooter

Did you know that since 2018 there have been four mass shootings by a person who identified as transgender or transsexual?

  • November 2018, in Aberdeen, Maryland, where a man who identified as a woman wounded three and killed three at his workplace
  • May 2019, in Highlands Ranch, Colorado, where a woman who identified as male shot up a school, killing one and wounding eight
  • November 2022, in Colorado Springs, Colorado, where a man who identified as transsexual shot up a homosexual nightclub, killing five and wounding 18
  • March 2023 in Nashville, Tennessee, where a woman who identified as a man shot three adults and three children in a Christian elementary school.

I guess it’s time to define a new word just in case – Heaven forbid – this becomes a trend as more kids who’ve gone through “gender reassignment” realize as they mature that changing their reproductive parts might not be the best solution to their problems.

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