It’s Story Time! The Little Trump Hen

Posted on March 18, 2026 by museman
The Little Trump Hen
DISCLAIMER
While President Trump’s questions are based on actual events the responses are fictional. Consider this story a semi-truthful, mostly-fictional Fairy Tale.
(All images shown were created using AI)
Once upon a time, Little Trump Hen lived on a planet
with EU Dog, UN Pig and Starmer Cow.
Trump Hen with Dog, Pig, and Cow
Little Trump Hen worked hard every day to Make America Great Again.

The EU Dog, UN Pig, and Starmer Cow did nothing but hold endless meetings, advance Globalist Socialism, and dictate their desires to others as they watched Little Trump Hen work hard 20 hours every single day, enjoy fast food, and occasionally golf.

One day, Little Trump Hen noticed America had been disproportionately funding the UN and the military defense of the EU for decades.

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Let’s Celebrate the Many Myths of St. Patrick!

Posted on March 17, 2026 by museman

Saint Patrick with ShamrockToday’s St. Patrick’s day, a day associated with Ireland, celebrated with parades, parties, and shamrocks, and where everything and everyone is Emerald Green.

For the Christians, it spiritually celebrates Patrick (Roman name Patricius), who discovered Christianity, brought it to Ireland, converted countless of Irish, rose to become Bishop of the Catholic Church, was ordained as a Saint, and became the Patron Saint of Ireland.

Except most of that last sentence isn’t quite correct: It’s myth and legend, possibly crafted more for advertising and expanding the faith rather than for fact.

Let’s take a look, and perhaps discover more reasons to drink something green today:

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Fact of the Day: It’s Melaniamania!

Posted on March 14, 2026 by museman
Documentary: Melania
Title: “Melania”
Rating: PG
Length: 1h 44m
Genres: Documentary, Biography
Director: Brett Ratner
Released: Jan 30, 2026
Streamed: Mar 9, 2026
Producers: RatPac Entertainment, New Element Media, Muse Films

Did you know this documentary had or has…

The highest theatrical opening for a non-musical documentary in over a decade

The most-streamed film worldwide on Amazon Prime

The most-streamed content overall in the United States

A 98% Rating by people verified as seeing the movie (4.9/5)

65% 5-Star ratings on Amazon Prime

A 32% Rating by all viewers (who watched or not) (2/5)

An 11% Rating by Movie Critics (6/55)

Frankly, I’d be curious to see how many of the 49 bad ratings were written or published by Left-leaning critics or Media Outlets.

Full Disclosure: I haven’t watched the documentary, Trump and his Family always make sure everything they do is a class act.

The documentary was produced by Amazon MGM Studios.

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Sure Seems Schumer Shat his Stat

Posted on March 12, 2026 by museman

75-year old Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer, current Minority Leader of the US Senate, is not a big fan of the “Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act,” (or, SAVE Act), a bill requiring “individuals to provide documentary proof of U.S. citizenship when registering to vote in federal elections”.

Democrats in the US House helped pass the bill, but now it seems Chuck is concerned that there could be at least one person who might be unable to prove they’re actually a US Citizen and thus be unable to vote in a Federal Election.

(As I write this, there are about 185.9 MILLION registered voters in the USA. The US Constitution, under Article I Section 4 Clause 1, allows each State to set the time, place, and manner of holding elections for their members of the US Congress, and allows the US Congress to make laws changing the time and manner.)

In fact, Chuck appears concerned that every Human everywhere in the Universe might be unable to vote:

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Those Gas Price Gaslighting Democrats!

Posted on March 10, 2026 by museman

(Lamplighter at a Gas Lamp)gaslighting – (noun) : “psychological manipulation of a person usually over an extended period of time that causes the victim to question the validity of their own thoughts, perception of reality, or memories and typically leads to confusion, loss of confidence and self-esteem, uncertainty of one’s emotional or mental stability, and a dependency on the perpetrator.” – The Merriam Webster Dictionary

Unless one’s been living in a basement eating two scoops of chocolate chip ice cream they know President Trump and Israel are focused on seriously undermining and preferably destroying the Islamic Republic of Iran’s ability to export terrorism, build a nuclear weapon, and causing “Death to America!” and “Death to Israel!” – something Washington politicians haven’t addressed in 47 years (the 47th President acting after 47 years? Talk about coincidences… but, I digress ;-) ).

Meanwhile, the Democrats, never ones to let a crisis go to waste (or, invent one if necessary), and their Media, have now added Chicken Little warnings of imminent skyrocketing gas prices to their chorus of complaints and critiques on Trump’s actions to undo the Democrats’ failed Middle East Foreign Policy.

Check out just some of the Media’s gloom-and-doom headlines:

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Iran’s “11 Nuclear Bombs” sure Sounds like a Threat

Posted on March 4, 2026 by museman

It’s no secret that since overthrowing the Shah of Iran in 1979 to establish a theocratic government the Islamic Republic of Iran – the world’s leading exporter of terrorism who wants death to both Israel and the United States – also wants nuclear weapons. And, despite repeated attempts by Conservative administrations in both Israel and the United States to delay or prevent Iran from possessing nuclear weapons US Special Envoy Steve Witkoff stated Iran’s still working to get them:

(Storage Drums on Pallets)“[The Iranians] have 10,000, roughly, kilograms of fissionable material. That’s broken up into roughly 460 kilograms of 60% enriched uranium, another thousand kilograms of 20% enriched uranium, and the balance is at 3.67 [percent enrichment]. They manufacture their own centrifuges to enrich this material, so there’s almost no stopping them. They have an endless supply of it.”

(Nuke Bomb hits ground)“In that first meeting, both the Iranian negotiators said to us directly — with no shame — that they controlled 460 kilograms of 60% [enriched uranium] and that they’re aware that could make 11 nuclear bombs. That was the beginning of their negotiating stance… they were proud of it. They were proud that they had evaded all sorts of oversight protocols to get to a place where they could deliver 11 nuclear bombs.”
- Steve Witkoff, US Special Envoy, speaking to Fox News host Sean Hannity, 1-2 March 2026

When President Trump and Israel launched Operation Epic Fury and Operation Lion’s Roar, respectively, partly in response to Iran’s claims, some Democrats and the Liberal Media responded by stating there was no “immediate threat”, and that (rather hypocritically) Trump was “too mentally incapacitated“. And, in a display of utter hypocrisy, Democrats have already attempted to invoke the War Powers Act to limit Trump’s actions: Something they didn’t do when Obama bombed Libya and Biden bombed Iran-backed Houthis in Yemen.

But why was Iran’s claim of 10,000 kilograms of fissionable material so troublesome and concerning?

Let’s step back and take a look…

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