If there’s one thing I like it’s formal pageantry which honors the past, embodies the present, and looks optimistically towards the future, especially big ones like Graduations, Competitions, and Coronations. This year, while Graduations have already taken place to much pomp and circumstance, the 2024 Summer Olympics are well underway and the Coronation of Kamala Harris by her fellow Democrats has already begun.

Unfortunately, the only one of those I liked so far were (some) of the graduations, as my current batch of Memeories will now address. And as for “formality” you know the drill: Click on a Memeory to see a larger version in the same window….and, enjoy!

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The Opening Ceremonies created some controversy, but perhaps not as much as the reported 1,000,000 tickets unsold the day before those ceremonies and others selling for as little as 15 Euros (about $16.50). Perhaps the French should have held the Olympics at Disneyland Paris, which made 86% of Disney’s entire profits of their international parks, and combined their “Wokeness”. For those whose Latin is a little rusty (mine’s non-existent!) the motto translates to “He was defeated in his awakening”.

What do you get when the Opening Ceremonies of an Olympic Games includes a group of non-heterosexuals satirizing Christ’s Last Supper, a blue Dionysus with (allegedly) his blueberries on display, a rap singer wearing what to some was an image of Baal, a threesome in the Eiffel Tower, and Marie Antoinette making an appearance with her dismembered head? You’d get God reigning down actual rain on the ceremonies. The only thing missing was a Golden Calf, and the Earth opening up to swallow it all – no one would be able to top that!

The iconic photo of former President Donald J. Trump holding his fist up in defiance and strength after his near-death experience in Butler Township, PA reminded my of a moment during the 1968 Olympics when a couple of America’s African-American medal winners each raised their fist in protest of their own country during the “The Star-Spangled Banner”. Personally, I consider their action disrespectful, but not Trump’s act or my satirical Memeory.

Got to hand it to the leaders of Islamic Caliphates, they sure do know how to use Old Testament Religion to subjugate an entire population (especially women).

This photo reminds me of a Muslim man who shared a hospital room with me years ago: During a visit by his wife and two daughters his older daughter asked him if she could go to a lakeside party thrown by her high school friends. As a parent his questioning was understandably relentless: Where is it? How many people? Alcohol? When will it start? When would it end? Would parents be there? But other questions caught my attention: Would there be girls wearing bikinis? Western music? Boys? Swimming? What about the food? I could hear the increasing hopelessness in the teen’s voice, who just wanted to socialize with her friends. When her dad sternly said no appeals to mom were pointless as she abided by her husband’s decision. It made my heart ache. And if Muslims impose their religious rule upon Americans that teen’s problem will become America’s problem, on a much, much grander scale.

Speaking of Muslims, here’s one who probably wished they hadn’t opened that personalized invitation by the Israeli Defense Forces to meet 72 Virgins in the afterlife. Of course my Memeory is fiction; however, the death of Haitham Balidi, a commander in a local wing of Hamas in Tulkarem, along with eight other Hamas terrorists, was quite real.

مكافأة إضافية! بالنسبة لأولئك الذين يعرفون اللغة العربية ، إليك ميم أعتقد أن الكثيرين لن يجدوه مضحكا على الإطلاق.

If you’re a fan of the original Star Trek TV series from the 1960′s then you’re probably laughing your butt off right now. If you aren’t, consider watching the episode this Memeory is based upon, “Patterns of Force“, where we discover the man seemingly in charge has ‘diminished faculties,’ ‘faulty memory,’ and ‘significant limitations’.

Joe Biden may be America’s gravity-challenged, stumbling, bumbling, brain-addled, physically deteriorating, mispronouncing, grifting gaffe machine, but he still has enough mental capacity to realize who’s been in charge behind the scenes: That’s why I fully expect Biden to fully endorse Barack Obama for president in 2024

Frankly, this Memeory requires no further expanation. (And, if I provided one it might not be suitable for a family audience

Talk about a quick transition: It’s only been two weeks since Biden dropped out of the presidential race and already we’ve seen DOCTOR Jill Biden take off for the Paris Olympics without Joe to babysit and nursemaid and watched Kamala Harris do all the talking at a hostage release event where Joe walked off and into a plane he didn’t arrive in. Smart people have never underestimated Joe’s ability to fcuk up, and if they’re still smart will never underestimate Kamala’s ability to deliver a word salad of epic proportions.

Joe Biden’s not even done being president and already the accolades are being lavished upon him by his fellow Democrats. Former House Speaker and fellow octogenarian Nancy Pelosi believe Biden bust should be added to Mount Rushmore, claiming he was a “consequential president” at the “top of his game”. After creating this Memeory I’m not sure that’s a good idea: Perhaps after Joe shuffles off this Mortal Coil he could party with his fellow presidents in Futurama’s Hall of Presidents?

It’s a creature almost as elusive as the “Croco-Stimpy“, but unlike that exceptionally rare semiaquatic reptile this one can change her colors whenever she feels like it. Why, it’s the “Kamalameleon” (or Kamafer Paradoxalis for you paleontologists), whose skin is ordinarily Democrat Blue. Just be careful, and be warned: In addition to changing colors at will her tongue can unleash a word salad that can confuse even the most sophisticated prey.

Just because Mother Nature’s season for flip-flops may be almost over (much to my dismay!) it doesn’t mean Kamala Harris is putting away HER flip-flops: Why, based on her change of mind regarding a number of issues it seems she’ll be showing us an entire closet of flip-flops until at least November 6th, 2024 – and, perish the thought, even longer.

Are Kamala Harris’ constant word salads giving you gas and bloating? Her flip-flopping on issues causing indigestion? Or thoughts of Kamala Harris running for president have you running for the bathroom? Then you need to reach for Advanced “KaMalaMalox”, designed to reduce gas, bloating, indigestion, and pressure. And while you’re at the drug store consider picking up some ear plugs to block her sonic assault on your senses.

I didn’t create this meme, otherwise it would have better quality. No matter, it’s the message that counts!

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