Know your News? Pick the Proper Headline!

Yesterday, during my morning ritual of visiting my favorite news sites, I was struck by an interesting headline appearing on Fox News. Rather than simply point it out see if you can determine the caption that caught my eye:

Man was arrested for doing WHAT involving a woman?!?

If you’re too impatient, lazy, or curious, Click Here to see the actual headline used by Fox News.. And wonder why it picking the correct answer may have been harder than you thought.

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German Police say Delete this Video…or Else!

Back in September, 2023, in Lübeck, Germany four students allegedly engaged in an unprovoked attack on two boys at a school’s sporting event. After the event a fight broke out in the city’s downtown, where various perpetrators, mostly immigrants, repeatedly kicked one of the attackers (a 19-year-old) in the head, and used a trash can and metal pipe as weapons to threaten others. Despite ten patrol cars at the scene no arrests were make. The fight was presumed to be in retaliation for the altercation at the school.

After video of the brawl went viral on social media the Lübeck Police Department announced “…under no circumstances distribute or share it further. This could result in criminal offenses.”, later stating

“We want to prevent uninvolved people from being confronted with a depiction of violence that they do not want to see. We therefore want to limit the spread of the video as much as possible.”
Maik Seidel, Lübeck Police Spokesperson, as quoted by BILD

In one sentence – in fact, only a portion of it – Mr. Seidel addresses why the United States Constitution not only guarantees Freedom of Speech but makes it America’s First Amendment: With all due respect, who is he to judge (or, to announce, if told by his bosses) what an individual does or doesn’t want to see?

It is a basic human right so important – and only guaranteed in America – that I’ll translate the sentence for the German-speaking audience:

In einem Satz – tatsächlich nur einem Teil davon – geht Herr Seidel darauf ein, warum die Verfassung der Vereinigten Staaten nicht nur die Meinungsfreiheit garantiert, sondern sie auch zum ersten Verfassungszusatz Amerikas macht: Bei allem gebotenen Respekt, über wen soll er urteilen (oder auf Befehl seiner Vorgesetzten bekannt zu geben) was will eine Person sehen oder nicht?

To view “a depiction of violence” click here.Migrant man in Lubeck, Germany attacks bystanders with trash can.
Um „eine Darstellung von Gewalt“ anzusehen, klicken Sie hier.

Um mehr über den Vorfall zu erfahren klicken Sie hier.
To read more about the incident (in English) click here.

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Take a “Shot” at the “COVID Vaccine Wheel-of-Misfortune”!

Did you get a COVID shot?

If so you’re not alone: As of October 31, 2023 over 70% of the world population has received at least one dose of a COVID-19 vaccine, with 13.53 billion doses given globally, and 19,730 doses given every day. Many of those people submitted to vaccination as a result of trust in their leaders, fear of the virus, uncertainty, peer pressure, risk of losing their jobs, possible financial penalties, and/or concerns for their loved ones.

And while those experimental, untested mRNA vaccines sold as stopping a bat coronavirus may have contributed to the lowest death rates ever recorded in the United States for a “pandemic”, those vaccines and their booster shots have their own risk of possible side effects, including sudden death.

Here’s YOUR chance to discover some of the many side effects medical experts have reported from people getting a COVID Vaccine or a booster shot (see below for more): Just click the image at the right, follow the easy Instructions, and take a “shot” at finding out more about your COVID Shot(s). It’s completely free, so Enjoy!
Spin the Wheel!Click here to spin the COVID Vaccine "Wheel-of-Misfortune"
(Click the image to play)

(A tip of the Red Sox cap to tools for Freedom and those talented artists at Freepik.com for the cute graphics I modified use in the “Wheel-of-Misfortune” :-)

Did You Know?
Known specific adverse events of COVID-19 Vaccines being reviewed by the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine:

  1. Guillain-Barre Syndrome (GBS),
  2. chronic inflammatory demyelinating polyneuropathy (CIDP),
  3. transverse myelitis,
  4. Bell’s palsy,
  5. hearing loss,
  6. tinnitus,
  7. chronic headaches,
  8. infertility,
  9. sudden death,
  10. myccarditis/pericarditis,
  11. thrombosis with thrombocytopenia syndrome (US),
  12. immune thrombocytopenic purpura (ITP),
  13. thromboembolic events (e.g., cerebrovascular accident (CVA),
  14. myocardial infarction (MI),
  15. pulmonary embolism,
  16. deep vein thrombosis (DVT)),
  17. capillary leak syndrome, and
  18. intramuscular administration of vaccines and shoulder injuries.

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It’s (Memeory) Time to Fall into Fall


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go straight to the memes then Click here


When it comes to the Seasons, and to paraphrase a popular phrase “Fall is dead to me”: Summer’s gone, baseball’s gone, beaches and bikinis are gone, the sports car’s gone (into storage), daylight’s gone, and the leaves have left. Why, we even give symbolic offerings to the Dead to keep them in their place lest they make matters worse by tricking us.

There are those who love the sights, smells, and sounds of Fall, but not me (although, I do like turkey, stuffing, and squash pie…but, I digress ;-) ): My thoughts will be of Spring, because not only is Fall dead to me but Winter’s become unbearable now that it’s apparently resulting White Privilege brought on by Climate Change created by the industrialization of Fossil Fuels by heterosexual capitalistic greedy White Supremacists. SMH.


Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

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Joe Biden's Favorite Season is "Fall".

If there was ever a Poster Boy for Fall it’s the career politician who did the least amount of campaigning and won the least number of counties yet got the most number of votes in the most secure election in history. And we know it was the “most secure” because the people whose jobs depend on making it secure told us it was, so we can “Trust the Science”. Let’s go Brandon!


Biden Beats Abbas at Being Bad? Yep.

Add this sobering fact to Joe Biden’s ever-increasing List of Failures: Joe Biden is ranked higher in making his people’s lives worse than Palestinian Leader Mahmoud Abbas, whose people include a terrorist group fighting for Israel’s destruction. Makes me wonder how popular these two leaders would be if the opinion of Israelis were polled.
FYI: For more info on poll numbers Click Here for Biden and Click Here for Abbas.

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Remember to Turn Back Your Clocks!

Biden: Turn your clocks back 43 Years!

Here’s an alternate version for people whose clocks are designed
to track presidents instead of time.


Did you know? The practice of setting clocks ahead one hour in Spring (March) and back one hour in the Fall (November) to save daylight has been attributed to a number of people (Ben Franklin, George Hudson, William Willet), for a number of reasons (to save candles, conserve fuel, provide more daylight shopping, etc.), and haphazardly obeyed by both Countries and States. It’s remembered by the clever phrase “Spring forward, Fall Back”. Read all about it here.


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Amazonked: They ‘Schroomed Me!

What I was looking for
3.5mm TRS Splitter - Female to 2 Males
What amazon showed me
3.5mm Audio Splitter Mushroom
What this mushroom should be
3.5mm TRS Splitter cable - Male to 2 females
What I’m now looking for
325mg Aspirin, generic

Important Note:
Products shown are for informational purposes only. No endorsement is given or implied, and I receive no compensation by showing them or including a link.

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