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Flagged for Hate Speech…Now Improved!

Posted on February 16, 2022 by museman

Awhile back I wrote about how if you arrange four of Daniel Quasar’s Pride Flags just right they’ll create a symbol commonly identified with a reprehensible, evil, hate-filled iconic national Socialist Worker’s political party from the 1930′s.

Well, the problem with “inclusion” is that it’s never “inclusive” enough, because once you start the Balkanization Process it won’t stop until you reach infinity. (And, apparently, even Infinity can be Balkanized…but, I digress)

So, it appears Daniel Quasar’s Progress Pride Flag wasn’t inclusive enough, as it has been modified by Valentino Vecchietti, of Intersex Equality Rights UK to represent the approximately 1.7% of the human population who are classified as “Intersex”, despite that community already having their own flag.

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Posted in Are You Kidding me?, History, Packaging, Quotes, So Wrong! | Tagged Disturbing, Fail, Flags, Germany, LGBT, Lifestyle, Symbols, Values, WWII | Leave a comment

I’m a Random Ramblin’ Man – Circling the Bowl Edition!

Posted on February 13, 2022 by museman

While I tend to ramble almost constantly in real life – which might make me presidential material if it wasn’t for all the dirt the Democrats and Media would dig up completely fabricate out of thin air to soil my reputation – lately my online rambles appear to happen every 2 or three months. So I figured I’d better do some ramblin’ just to keep my random track record intact.

Why doesn’t it surprise me that a company who’s trying to become profitable from sports betting proclaims this year’s Sunday Football Championship Game (I’m not allowed to use the official name unless I pay) will be the “biggest sports betting event in history“?

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Posted in Computers, Games, Politics, Quotes, Ramblings, Sports, The Economy | Tagged Apple, Biden, Computers, Contests, Democrats, Economy, Games, Republicans, Trump | Leave a comment

Revealed: US Embassy Evacuation Checklist

Posted on February 12, 2022 by museman

Note:

The following list is satire for entertainment purposes only. I have no personal knowledge of any preparations planned or in process by the US Government for the evacuation of their Embassy in the Ukraine.

The Embassy of the United States of America
Kyiv, Ukraine
Embassy Evacuation Checklist

	Task	Status?
1	Make sure each Senior Staff member can safely get out of the country	Done!
2	Protect all BLM and LGBTQ related materials but destroy all US Flags	Working…
3	Collect any untraceable US Currency to take when evacuating.	Done!
4	Ensure the families and lovers of the Senior Staff are safe	Behind schedule Evacuation aircraft currently being used to resettle Illegal Aliens throughout the USA.
5	Prepare all Embassy passwords and code books for easy discovery	Working…
6	Make sure all weapons, computers and critical electronics are left intact, undisturbed and unattended.	Working…
7	Formulate an exit strategy for junior embassy staff and, for some, their families	On Schedule List of Junior Staff and family members friendly to the Biden Administration is being generated.
8	Leave lists of personal information of all locals who have cooperated with the US in the past, especially with the CIA	Working…
9	Abandon panicked American citizens begging for help to get out of the country.	Pending Will execute this task when full evacuation begins.
10	Write status updates and press releases describing the great job performed by the US Embassy Senior Staff, US State Department, and the Biden Administration to achieve a successful draw down and evacuation.	Done!

Thanks for Reading! (and remember, this post is satire!)

Posted in Are You Kidding me?, History, Media, Not Surprisingly | Tagged Afghanistan, Biden, Bureacracy, Fail, Foreign Policy, Humor, Lists, Process, Satire, Tracking, Ukraine | Leave a comment

Memeory Time: The Guy Says Fools Are Fawked

Posted on February 5, 2022 by museman

Added bonus! Scan the barcode to see where it leads you.

Thanks for Reading! (and, thanks for pointing out my grammatical error!)

Posted in Are You Kidding me?, Not Surprisingly, So Wrong! | Tagged Bureacracy, Computers, COVID-19, Dissent, Disturbing, Fawkes, Health, Memes, Passport, Process, Regulations, Tracking | Leave a comment

It’s Patently Absurd! US Patent Number 6,293,874

Posted on February 5, 2022 by museman

In the first of what I hope is a series of humorous posts on the inventiveness of people I present this “Patently Absurd” patent:

Having trouble getting self-motivated? So mad you could kick yourself in the pants? Tired of your boss or farm animal doing this to you (or, for you)? Then check this clever invention out…and of course it’s PATENTED!

(click on the image to read the patent)
US Patent Number 6,293,874
Filed by Joe W. Armstrong on January 4, 2000
“User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user’s buttocks”

“…it is an object of the present invention to provide an amusement apparatus which is user-operated and controlled, and is designed to inflict repetitive blows on the user without resetting of the apparatus and/or repositioning of the user between blows….The amusement apparatus is operated by one user for self-kicking the user’s buttocks, or an alternative embodiment allows one user to operate the crank while a second person positions himself to receive a paddling of his buttocks B for entertainment of observers.”

Hope you got a kick out of reading this, and…

Thanks for Reading! (and, keep those inventions coming!)

Posted in Are You Kidding me?, Games, I'm Laughing!, Technology | Tagged Exercise, Humor, Intellectual Property, Patents, Process, Self Improvement | Leave a comment

Nancy Pelosi: A Fake Tweet that’s Factually True?

Posted on February 5, 2022 by museman

Recently, while perusing the comments posted on a Conservative website, I noticed this image posted by a commenter which claims to capture a 2017 Tweet made by Democrat Nancy Pelosi, Representative for California’s 12th District (San Francisco) and Speaker of the United States House of Representatives:

Now, it’s never been verified that Nancy Pelosi ever wrote this exact tweet , and some “Fact Checkers” have labeled this as “False”.

However, using the Liberal Progressive Socialist Democrats’ guidelines for what constitutes “Truth over Facts” – for example: Trump taking away LGBT Rights (false), starting WWIII with North Korea (false), Colluding with Russia (false), his Nepotism (false), Emoluments Clause Violations (false), Quid Pro Quo with the Ukraine (false), etc. – I would rate this tweet as “True, but not Factual” because feelz.